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Open Letter... (17 vents)

What's bothering you today?

1

Of all the people that had to...

My life sucks. I live at the Waverly apartment complex in Miami Beach, and my place is awesome. Except for one thing - my next door neighbors. I saw movers moving sh*% in next d...

2

A Girl I Liked F*rt*d And I N...

I was at my little cousin's birthday party and my sister brought her friend maxine, who I've had a huge crush on for a while now. well, not anymore I don't. I was talking to her...

3

Star Tattoos Look Like Genita...

Seriously, what is it with all these girls getting star tattoos? It's like the female equivalent of guido douchebags and their Ed Hardy shirts......every time I go to a club, I ...

4

Why marriage no longer makes ...

"Traditional marriage balances different privileges and obligations for men and women. Modern woman wants all the benefits of "equality" without any of the responsibilities. ...

5

you think ima dummy but you j...

so i made a mistake by sucking your d*ck in the basement of your school i was dumb back then i didnt know any better but now i have way more self respect and i see you as a tru...

6

Should I Be Afraid To Report ...

The bullies that I am talking about are adults with plenty of education, who should know better. When I name them online, I am not defaming them. When a person defames, she lies...

7

Will you be remembered fondly?

People who half-heartedly join organizations or causes for the simple reason of saying they are associated with them drives me nuts! When you are OVER 40 YEARS OLD, you need ...

8

Happy Charlie Crist Vetoed th...

There is still inequality in our system....and it will NEVER change, so long as athletes get hefty million-dollar contracts for catching balls or some other nonsense and teacher...

9

I'm NOT your "Honey"

I'm so tired of being called "Hun/Honey", Sweetie, Darlin', etc. by check-out clerks and drive-through personnel. I especially hate hearing it from those a third of my age. It ...

10

Girl you stank, take a bath

Met this girl at a bar last night, she was looking good, we hit it off, everything was fine.....until her clothes came off. Took her back to my crib, sh*% got poppin, we went in...

11

Man get mugged

Wow !! wtf gues this serves the dude right, u never kno who ur stepping to!!,,lmao

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/mis/1539838256.html

12

Letter to my Schlong

I don't deserve you. I have FAILED you. There are so many girls I want to bone, and I have wanted to introduce you to and insert you into SO MANY hot vaginas but because I am so...

13

I HATE STRAIGHT PEOPLE

You straight people p*ss me off. I was at Macy's with my boyfriend and he bought me this HOT new Lacoste shirt, so I showed him my appreciation by giving him a peck on the cheek...

14

Letter to Clingy Roommate

Oh, why must you be a clingy roommate?! I'm sorry, but I did not move in with you to make you my new best friend. I have a busy life with family and friends of my own. I don'...

15

Open letter to mail.com and AOL

AOL has apparently taken over my Mail.com email account--without warning! , Since then, I have been FLOODED WITH SPAM!!! This is outrageous and intolerable--I have to cons...