Ventnation

"simonlowenstein's Vents"

1

Weirdos Selling Viagra

WTF is it with these doods who sell Viagra online? Every freaking place I go, a forum, message board, social networking site, these trolls are everywhere. The sad thing is that ...

2

Angry at Fox News Over Covera...

Really p*ss*d at Fox News over their coverage of the Haiti Earthquake. Whereas CNN and MSNBC actually covered the story all day and even had their main commentators talk about t...

3

I hate Trini parties Part 2

My buddies dragged me to yet another Trini party, or "fete" as these scunt bwais call them, and let me tell you, I now know I will never go to any more of them. First we went to...

4

The War on Christmas

Hello Folks. Merry Christmas! Or am I even allowed to say that anymore? Seriously I am so P*ss*d that everywhere I go, literally, you can't say 'Merry Christmas' or even mention...

5

Tiger Woods Don't Know How To...

Let's not be blind to the fact that times have changed. Marriage is no longer a sacred institution. I don't have statistics and I'm not Dr. Ruth (or Dr. Drew for that matter), b...

6

Joslyn James is Tiger Woods' ...

You hear about this? Tiger apparently hooked up with Joslyn James as well, that famous p*rn star...d**n Tiga! Tiga Tiga Woods...you have interesting taste in women!

7

Solange Magnano Miss Argentin...

Solange Magnano, a former Miss Argentina, died from cosmetic buttocks surgery. I mean seriously ladies - wtf, lay off the plastic surgery. Not only will it in some cases make yo...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/30/solange-magnano-argentina_n_374716.html

8

Adam Lambert

What this flamer did at the American Music Awards or AMA's or whatever you call that sh*% was disgusting. OK fine, you're gay and you kissed your keyboardist, whatever. But fing...

9

My Boyfriend is an F-ING VAMPIRE

Hello kiddies. First off, thank God for this f*ck*ng site, because I need to get some sick sh*% off my chest. Ok, first off....I've been seeing this guy for a month. We final...

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I'm Simon, I'm 22 years old from Boca Raton, FL....I love ovaltine, baby powder, and fake tits

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