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"simonlowenstein's Vents"

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The Vagina Song - WTDTA?!!

Who this Eve lookalike? She has a potty mouth, WTDTA?!

http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhepLo1BZjvb720oLP

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I Feel Bad for Tiger Woods......

They awarded $750 million to Elin Nordegren...really? What the h*ll did that blonde bimbo do to deserve that sort of money? All she probably did was sit at home, eat low fat fro...

3

Twitter

People still use Twitter? Why? Just use Facebook. In a couple years, Twitter and MySpace will go away and Facebook will reign supreme. Maybe this outage or whatever is a sign of...

4

Obama Must Support Israel to ...

Yes, Jewish people only make up 2% of the population. But instead of baffling people with all sorts of statistics and numbers, let me just say (and this is common knowledge I am...

5

Oil Spill Nonsense

Lowenstein in the house...so anyway, what is it with these people who are trying to blame Obama for the oil spill, calling it his "Katrina"? Are they freakin' serious? These peo...

6

Weirdos Selling Viagra

WTF is it with these doods who sell Viagra online? Every freaking place I go, a forum, message board, social networking site, these trolls are everywhere. The sad thing is that ...

7

Angry at Fox News Over Covera...

Really p*ss*d at Fox News over their coverage of the Haiti Earthquake. Whereas CNN and MSNBC actually covered the story all day and even had their main commentators talk about t...

8

I hate Trini parties Part 2

My buddies dragged me to yet another Trini party, or "fete" as these scunt bwais call them, and let me tell you, I now know I will never go to any more of them. First we went to...

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The War on Christmas

Hello Folks. Merry Christmas! Or am I even allowed to say that anymore? Seriously I am so P*ss*d that everywhere I go, literally, you can't say 'Merry Christmas' or even mention...

10

Tiger Woods Don't Know How To...

Let's not be blind to the fact that times have changed. Marriage is no longer a sacred institution. I don't have statistics and I'm not Dr. Ruth (or Dr. Drew for that matter), b...

11

Joslyn James is Tiger Woods' ...

You hear about this? Tiger apparently hooked up with Joslyn James as well, that famous p*rn star...d**n Tiga! Tiga Tiga Woods...you have interesting taste in women!

12

Solange Magnano Miss Argentin...

Solange Magnano, a former Miss Argentina, died from cosmetic buttocks surgery. I mean seriously ladies - wtf, lay off the plastic surgery. Not only will it in some cases make yo...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/11/30/solange-magnano-argentina_n_374716.html

13

Adam Lambert

What this flamer did at the American Music Awards or AMA's or whatever you call that sh*% was disgusting. OK fine, you're gay and you kissed your keyboardist, whatever. But fing...

14

My Boyfriend is an F-ING VAMPIRE

Hello kiddies. First off, thank God for this f*ck*ng site, because I need to get some sick sh*% off my chest. Ok, first off....I've been seeing this guy for a month. We final...