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"Cool Mike's Vents"

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Bored out of my mind...

I have jury duty and this waiting around sucks:o(

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#FuckMiamiBeachParkingGarageO...

City of Miami Bch. runs the greatest parking garage racket in the world #FuckMiamiBeach

3

twitter dropped the ball again

I mean are you serious? Again, twitter. Wtf? You have the most users, the most funding, the most momentum. Are you seriously, serious? For real?

4

Shame on the Recording Industry

WOW! Are they going to go after bloggers next. I mean LimeWire weren't even the first ones. Recording Industry should sue themselves, they've raped many artists. This is just gr...

http://mashable.com/2010/06/08/riaa-limewire-1-billion/

5

1 bad hour in the day

"@coolmike: Umm. This rain is a bi**h and the people at Toyota are m*th*rf*ck*rs #FACT"

6

*Pet Peeve*

You know what I absolutely hate? ...when people think the are entitled to something, especially something I'm in possesion of and it doesn't belong to them. What happens when th...

7

#BACKORDER

This is crazy. Why is it every single thing I order is on #BACKORDER #wtf First it was the flight cases. Now its the portable harddrive. Come the f*ck on now. This type of sh*%...

8

FPL....WTF????

Why is it that my bill is $35 more this month than last month when nobody is home??? GTFOH!!!

9

Elite Car Wash in Sunrise sucks!

After some young punk rip off the front lip on my brothers car by speeding over a hump at ludicrous speeds a week ago I went there and I specifically told them take the key out ...

10

Christian Bale Needs Ventnati...

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Alcohol Related:

Just because the alcohol is flowing you don't have to drink it all, I mean "Daaaaaamn", bi**h, slow the f*ck down. These broads (dudes aren't excluded, but this particular case ...

12

This teacher is the EFFIN' wo...

Papers, papers, papers....I don't learn a lick in this class, but I write at least one 3 (or more) page papers a week, APA style (#WDDDA), with 4 references. Can somebody kindly...

13

This is not possible!

is this really the answer to Apple's Magic Mouse? ......#FAIL

Oomousep3

14

"No Homo" is the most overuse...

No homo is overused to the point where some genius had to modified it "no bruno" and it still sounds foolish! It was funny the first 100 times (maybe). Now it just sounds ridicu...

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SMH at myself!

Soooo p*ss*d. I spent like 20 minutes typing a masterpiece and forgot to save it. FML