So I've been seeing this girl lately. Don't want to say her name but she's from Chile, and she loves soccer and everything with the world cup. So we were getting in the mood the...

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• Posted by: Gavon
• over 1 year ago in Other

It's so obvious FIFA and their anti-American cronies conspired against the USA and did EVERYTHING possible to prevent us from winning. How else can you explain all these non-cal...

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• Posted by: Gavon
• over 1 year ago in Sports

JUST as I was about to log on and respond to tweets I got today I go and see that Twitter is down. Any idea why? Is it a denial of service again? GOD DAMMIT man, Twitter get wit...

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• Posted by: Gavon
• over 1 year ago in WTF!

I hate it when I'm taking a dump and it's diarrhea, and it comes out super hot and it burns my ass%o!e, never eat Chipotle, that place is notorious for not only making me a fat ...

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• Posted by: Gavon
• over 2 years ago in Today I Feel