Happy birthday to me..

Ten+ years of friendship and I can't get a happy birthday? I bake you a cake almost every year on your f*ck*ng birthday, go out of my way to tell you Happy Fuckday, and you stand me up on mine? Wow. What a fat, selfish bi**h you are. I hope every birthday you have for the rest of your life sucks complete ass You really let me down. Thanks for teaching me what a real friend is, and that you are definitely not one. F*ck you.