Tired of Valentine's Day Jewelry Ads - Gives Men Pressure!

I'm f*ck*ng tired of these jewelry ads like Kay Jewelers and Jared and Jane F*ck*ng Seymour of all people promoting her expensive sh*%, all this stuff gives men pressure to lavish these gifts upon women who, guess what.........PROBABLY DON'T DESERVE IT. I'm not saying women are worthless, but men are the ones that work hard to put food on the table, a roof overhead, pay for dinners out, pay for repairs, etc etc - WE SHOULD BE GETTING THE EXPENSIVE GIFTS, WE SHOULD BE GETTING APPRECIATION. Or at least more of it! I'm not gonna buy a piece of f*ck*ng jewelry for my fiance just because Jane F*ck*ng Seymour says I should, and I ain't gonna buy jewelry just to get laid - I know men who do this, and they're f*gs. So in short, let's all agree here - MOST. WOMEN. DO. NOT. DESERVE. EXPENSIVE. GIFTS. Repeat after me! A Macy's gift card or (even better) a Victoria's Secret gift card would suffice. Jane Seymour and those prissy bi**h*s in jewelry ads can shove it.