My Girlfriend's Breakfast Burritos Gave Me the Worst Diarrhea

OK. My girlfriend likes to do nice things for me every once in a while, like clean the house, wear a REALLY sexy outfit for me, buy me something......or cook. I usually don't like it when she cooks, because she really sucks, but one morning she surprised me with breakfast burritos that actually looked good. They looked good, and tasted OK, but D**n, they turned on me later on in the day. I was on the bus and I started feeling my stomach churn and had to hold in a bunch of f*rts.....I couldn't help but let one go when I got off. I had to literally race into a McDonalds because I had the most horrid stomach pains. When I was done, I thought it was the end of it, but NOPE, I had to dump like four more times THIS MORNING. It was embarrassing not only because people kept seeing me run to the bathroom, but I had to miss an important meeting because of my girlfriend's burritos of death. I haven't told her about it yet because I don't know what to do. She gets extremely sensitive when I tell her sh*%. I guess the next time she cooks something in the morning I'll just toss it in the dumpster and tell her I ate it.