Annoying Facebook Statuses

I hate going on facebook and seeing the same b*llsh*t statuses over and over again. Seriously, unless it's something important, why the f*ck bother to share what you are doing. Girls, nobody cares when you put up a status that says some sh*% like "Getting a mani/pedi ♥♥♥" or "I'm in South Beach xoxoxo". Seriously. And dudes, we don't give a f*ck when you put up a typical status like "Hitting up the gym, working back and biceps, beast mode son" or "Playing Madden, gonna destroy my competition, J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!". I mean, c'mon. Nobody cares. If you're gonna put up that you're getting a manicure or at the gym, you may as well tell us when you're taking a dump while you're at it.