My Girlfriend Always Wants to "talk" and express her feelings

And all I want to do is F*ck. Seriously, it p*ss*s me off. I never would have gotten into a relationship with her if I knew she was going to be so emotional, sensitive and ANNOYING. She's always putting up these gay ass statuses on facebook about how she "loves life, and her amazing BF xoxoxo ♥♥♥" and whatever, and quite frankly it makes me SICK. When she comes home from work, all she wants to do is tell me about how "Melissa in accounting just bought a new Jetta" or how her friend Danielle is getting married (you see, I listen)......it's like, do I f*ck*ng wanna hear about that sh*%? All I wanna do when I see my girl walk through the door is tear off her work outfit and bang the sh*% out of her until "So You Think You Can Dance" comes on. She used to be like that with me, but ever since we became more serious, she's become a real pain in the ass stereotypical housewife chick. Maybe I'm just not relationship material.